Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.
The second he texted me with "*dry humps you!*" I knew any relationship we might have had was over.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
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Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
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Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
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