I look like Roseanne just got in a bar fight with Rosie O'Donnell.
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
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he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
Drunk on an escalator. I fell like 15 flights of stairs without actually moving more than 5 feet.
Today I met the neighbor that shares my bedroom wall. When I pointed out my unit, he said, "Oh, that's you? Oh... that's you." I didn't think much of it until I was in bed tonight and I heard him clear his throat. He's. Heard. Everything.
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
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Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
Who put my cat in the fridge?
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