when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
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I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
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What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
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