i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
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He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
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It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
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