that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
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I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
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in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
The cashier looked at my basket, looked at me and said "That's a lot of wine." I looked at her and said "Mother in law." She nodded approvingly.
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
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