That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
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whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
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I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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