Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
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All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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