Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Tip for today: never try to fart and swallow at the same time. You'll end up choking on whatever you are currently swallowing and shit yourself from the freakout of choking.
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
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You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
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Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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