I skipped work to stalk him.
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
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Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
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I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
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