Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
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Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
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if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
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