dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
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I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
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Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
is that a dick in a sweater?
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