I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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