They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
You're earring is so big in my mouth
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If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
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I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
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