i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
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I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
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HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
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