We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
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Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
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He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
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