i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
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I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
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My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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