How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
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I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
THE MAINTENANCE MEN WERE DOWN STAIRS AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE MY MOM. I'VE BEEN YELLING 'GRILL ME A CHEESE' AT THEM FOR HALF AN HOUR
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
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I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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