This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
According to the office gossip the new secretary is “a homewrecking whore”. Think I should spend $27 on a fake wedding ring?
Yes! Want that picture of you and my nephew?
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