Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
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Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
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Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
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