Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
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Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
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I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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