porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
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The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
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My favorite part of you downing a fifth of fireball in my apartment by yourself is the shot glass in the sink. It's like you attempted moderation and were just like "Fuck this."
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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