I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
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you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
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I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
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