Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
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It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
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just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
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