you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
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she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
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He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
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