I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
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I asked a lamppost to be my valentine. Also: I'm wearing a sombrero. We need more sombrero in our lives.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
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He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
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