His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
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My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
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There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
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