can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
two more shots til everyone in this club gets to see my cesarean scars.
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so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
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You're wonderful. How are you always such a good friend?
50% genetics, 50% driven by a desire for people to drunkenly eat donuts at my funeral and then have fantastic cry-sex afterward.
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
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