No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
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He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
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Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
She's trying to sext her husband for the first time. I'm feeding her lines. It is 3 am and I am playing Cyrano for my wasted big sister TELL ME I AM NOT THE BEST SISTER IN LAW ON THE PLANET.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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