you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
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gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
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Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
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