What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
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It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
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COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
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