I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
we're making bets on your personal life
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
I got to her place and she was petting her cat and pounding vodka out of the bottle. She looked like Dr evil in yoga pants. She's nuttier than squirrell shit.
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
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