If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
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Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
See, the Lortab wasn't working enough, so I thought "hey, vodka can speed that up! That's how science works!" Which probably should've been my indication that the Lortab was in fact working
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
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We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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