did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
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I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
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I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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