you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
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He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
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Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
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Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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