I wish life had little blips of pornography
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
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Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
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Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
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