their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
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threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
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Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
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