i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
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By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
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There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
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