: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
Why the fuck was there a shirtless Mexican in my apartment this morning?
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
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i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
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I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
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