Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
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Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
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Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
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