Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
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No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
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There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
Shame - the story of my life.
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