Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
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he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
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We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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