okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
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Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
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Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
The Olympian is in my bed
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
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