hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
Woman walking into toby keith concert: 8 months pregnant, black eye, shirt on that has a picture of a boot and the words "we'll put a boot up your ass" with an american flag printed over--the sleeves were ripped off and she had a camo cowboy hat. Greatest thing I've ever seen.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
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do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
You know what's fun. When your getting a new mattress and you forget you put your vibrator under your old mattress and the moving guy finds it
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And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
Your babysitter texted, wants me to pay with weed. I don't know where to get any & don't want to. Will she take cigarettes instead? Or um, cash? Like a person?
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
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