do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
The bar is so dead the tender gave us free shots for staying. They mixed 2pac and phil collins. That's worth at least three shots.
shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
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I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
i opened her purse and found 4 bottles of vodka tampons and an unopened box of birth control...
you came home covered in oatmeal wearing a tutu holding a stolen wrotting pumpkin and "its a girl" balloons tied around your neck.you were whispering the lyrics to aaron carters 'aarons party'. i think the real question was what DIDNT you drink last night
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
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Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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