What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
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something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
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I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
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