you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
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Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
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I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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