People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
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I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
Apparently drunk me thought it was time for a career change. I woke up with a message from Mcdonalds saying that I was hired as the new cashier.
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If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
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