Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
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