think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
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Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
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Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
The amount of precision it takes to urinate into a 2 liter bottle while hammered is undeniably difficult.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
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