Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
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I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
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Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
I climbed up on the tank of the toilet so I could take a slo-mo vid of myself pissing into the garbage can, but the base of the toilet shattered and I had to bail.
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
There's a difference tho. *I* drink at seven in the morning because I work graveyards. YOU drink at seven in the morning cause you're an alcoholic.
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